

Not in this quiz, but most agree is pretty badass. She may have exchanged a few words with Harry Potter. Right, like anyone can tell the Kettleblacks apart enough to quote them individually. Tyrion and Samwell will have a spinoff on TBS. Never really talks to Tyrion, but probably would tell him to shut up and have an internal monologue about how little they have in common. But you'll have to wait another six years to find out what it is. They don't pay him to talk and say stuff.īrienne has one word for you. You're definitely mixing up your storylines. You know very well these people didn't talk to Tyrion. No Stark has ever actually said anything interesting to Tyrion. They never actually talked in the books, but he did have a brief exchange with Bowen Marsh.Ĭlick the sequel link for Theon's one and only line to Tyrion. Thanks for the saddle! (Note: this was never actually said)Īctually said little to Tyrion other than 'Shut up' and 'I don't trust you'. Such an exchange would be too awesome for words. Please read A Dance with Dragons to be mercilessly teased with this possibility.Ĭlick on the sequel link for more Mormont. But not in this quiz.Ĭlick on the sequel link for the badassedness of Jon Connington I heard tell you almost burned the city down. You'll defend the honor of my realm, won't you? You can ride the pig! Don't you find that a bit excessive, my lord? I shan't eat more than three or four bites myself, but you and I are very little, aren't we? The midden heap you call King's Landing? Not only do I see it, I believe I smell it now. You did as you were commanded, and I am sure it was to the best of your ability. And oftimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.ĭo you think I sailed all the way from Eastwatch-by-the-Sea to be mocked by the likes of you? This is no jape. Power resides where men believe it resides. You want revenge against the Lannisters I killed my mother, Joanna Lannister, on the day I was born I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart I am the greatest Lannister killer of our time 2.
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Perhaps it will be you on that ship, what do you think of that? Perhaps it will be you on the Wall. Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock. Eddard Stark had a piece of paper too, for all the good it did him.ĭrink with the dwarf, it's said, and you wake up walking on the Wall. You think Father's letter keeps you safe? A piece of paper. No more looking for the cheaper brothels down the street. Little boyman, will you mock my axe after I chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats? Think on that.Ĭan you fly, my lord of Lannister? Does a dwarf have wings? If not, you would be wiser to swallow the next threat that come to mind.

This summer has lasted nine years, Tyrion, and a tenth will soon be upon us. When I was a boy, it was said that a long summer always meant a long winter to come. If I wasn't here, he'd tear out your throat.
